arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

(via looking-for-amber)

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?

Me: no

Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

gnarly:

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

(via growlage)

mayarashi:

well, i somehow managed to pause the new nintendo advert at just the right moment to make it look like they gave bowser a massive pair of balls

mayarashi:

well, i somehow managed to pause the new nintendo advert at just the right moment to make it look like they gave bowser a massive pair of balls

(via larrymcbutternubs)